Standing in line today, trying to buy a new grill at Lowe's, I was accosted by a Russian Grandma.
I am not just saying that she screamed at me to "Buy something or get out of the way!" She didn't just use the huge trash can, that she wanted to purchase, to push me out of the way. She started cussing at me, in a foreign language, in front of my children and all the workers.
I have never been so mad or shocked in my life!
Paint boy came to defend my honor and all he got was an earful of Russian old people, who left with a parting shot of, "You a f'ing redneck!"
He said I should have punched her, but I couldn't hit a grandma. Even an evil one.
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