Do NOT leave your poo for my assistant to clean! (she will now receive a poo bonus)
Do NOT place your pink granny panties on the top of the trash, at least bury them deep under the paper towels.
Do NOT put your poo-ie pants in my dryer to dry them out, with my clean towels that now must be rewashed 14 times!
Do NOT walk around the salon in your knee highs and flats with a smock against your bare butt! (I will burn said smock.)
Last but not least, please let your stylist know that any of the above has happened and not let it be a surprise for everyone!
Your $50 tip is NOT enough!!!
10 comments:
you CRACK (no pun intended) me up! :)
Too gross and very funny. So glad I wasn't there!
OMG. Sorry, I stop by a bunch, but this one drove me out of the woodwork with a comment!
EWWWWW! No tip would make all of that worth it! Not unless TIP now stands for Terrible Icky Poopy!
OMG. Do I know this person? I will be looking at everybody in town with suspicion from now on!
Ewwwww...gross!!! Nasty, nasty, nasty!!!
I'm sorry that happened.
Holy crap! (Just couldn't resist).
ARe you freakin' kidding me? Really? Who would think that's ok?! Something must be in the air. I had a friend (yes, friend!) come to my home, go tailgating with all of us, get intoxicated, proceed to, at some point in the night poop in a pair of my pj bottoms that she had borrowed, get up, hide the pants and NEVER once mentioned it to me! All this AFTER she left my bathroom looking like a truck stop!! Again, what's wrong with people? Imagine my surprise when I reached down to pick up the pants to wash!!
OMG. that is insanely gross.
OMG! That's all I've got.
OMG...shut up....that really happened? So gross but omg so damn funny!
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