Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Babing Suits


We are heading to the beach with a Pink and Green theme. Everything must be monogrammed. I am dieing over here!
I will not be wearing the pink or green babing suit. I am all for a navy suit that makes the a** look as small as possible. And a cover up. I will be out shopping as soon as I get some sun, cellulite looks so much better brown. When at the beach, I like a nice solo cup full of adult beverage and a book. I am easy. My kids will have PBJ for lunch and chicken nuggets for dinner. And they want to be left alone in between, there are waves to splash in and sand to dig. I am watching, with the threat that if they drowned each other I will kill them. By the end of the week they are very brown and happy as can be. I will be the Mom in the group that is not going to care enough to color coordinate my kids with my wrap. ;o) I hope I don't embarrass my friends. Just kidding!

My boys like to pick out their own clothes. They are very picky like their Daddy. J says, "Babing Suits have to have sharks or fire." It is all about being cool at the pool. Rock on 6 year old! Little boy's bathing suits are one step up from the tattoo that they want. I have little pirates on my hands, I should buy them swords and eye patches. If tattoos were acceptable at the Baptist Church my boy's would be asking.

2 comments:

The Lawyer's Wife said...

Atleast you get your monogramming very CHEAP!!!

I am just saying ...

thepreppyprincess said...

We are loving the ongoing conversation about, shall we say, 'vacation color challenges,' it is just too funny! You guys are crack-ups to read. The blog is great - we're fairly new to it and enjoying it!